Thursday, 14 July 2011

Diamonds Die Hard & Hans Gruber With Electric Shocks From The Hoover...

Oh hi.

It's a rather boring day today, and really hot too. Or maybe it's just quite warm and I'm really hot. Temperature wise obviously, yeah maybe that is it. I have just finished hoovering so it's a possibility. Oh god I hate that cleaning contraption, I swear it is evil, like a secret transformer or something. Everytime I hoover I get an electric shock off it, no lie. Just holding the handle doing what you do when you hoover and BAM! I get zapped. Stupid Dyson I'm on to you.

Well I'm done now, I polished this morning, yeah I like doing the door handles, makes them shiny! I'm not like a magpie or anything but some shiny things are just amazingly nice to look at. Like diamonds! My birth stone is diamond. Speaking of such loveliness, I found my Swarovski earrings the other day, I thought I'd lost them forever when I moved to uni,I was gutted because my nan bought me them for Christmas a couple of years ago, but no they were in the box the whole time!

Also, I'm not a happy ginger. I looked online and Harry Potter is sold out. G-damn it! I would elbow a child in the face to get a ticket. Okay so maybe not elbow as such more like wait in the queue like a normal person. But inside I'd want to. Maybe it's a good thing to let the crowds die down first because I'd probably turn into a raging psychopath if someone spoke or say, ate their popcorn too loud. I haven't waited this long to hear someone chewing down my ear the whole time. I'd be tempted to shove their snack down their throat and tell them to choke quietly.
Like. A. Boss.

I watched 'Die Hard' last night, it's usually the one I watch on a hangover, makes me feel better. Anyway I don't watch it for the John McClane parts I watch it for the Hans Gruber ones- dude's a badass Heist-Man. Nice beard too.

Anyway I'm going to continue whatever it is I was doing.

Bye now.

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